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I
want to introduce you to a very good friend
of mine - Deano.
My
good mate Deano was a champion bullshitter, he could claim the
gold medal for England in the Olympics if he put his mind to it.
He was the kind
of guy who had done everything, got the tee shirt and had
it so long it was close to being worn out. Deano had this job as
a sports attendant at the local leisure centre but to listen to
him you would have thought he was a Bay Watch Lifeguard,
International Soccer Coach and champion gymnast all rolled into
one. But he was a good mate and we
often hung out together.
One Friday evening in a bar somewhere or other he was
extolling the joys
of the sauna suite in the leisure centre. "It tones
the muscles and deep cleanses the pores
of the skin," he explained. "You should try
it."
I nodded and drained the last few sips
of my pint.
"How about you coming down tomorrow ? You'll enjoy a good
hot sauna."
"But don't you have to be naked ?" I blushed.
"I'm not sure about that.
Deano laughed. "Not got anything to be ashamed about have
you ?"
"Of
course not ! Ready for another ?" I picked up the
empty glasses and made for the bar and a definite change
of subject.
But Deano wasn't going to give up. Perhaps he was
persuasive, Deano certainly had that trait in his character, or
perhaps I had just a little to much too drink to be in full
possession
of my senses but I agreed and Deano said he would come
round to meet me in the morning.
That morning came and I awoke early. There was a peculiar
feeling about me, an emotional regretting what I had agreed to
and yet nervously anticipating the visit. I hadn't been naked in
front
of another guy since the days
of after games showers at school yet I wanted to reveal
all and enjoy the experience
of being naked with my friend. And HEY there would be
others in there as well wouldn't there ? Members
of the public, strangers ! What if they were a lot bigger
than me and I looked silly by the side
of them ? What if I got a hard on ? Bloody hell
that wouldn't be good. And WHAT if there were people I knew in
there ???
I had a hard on right then and the thought
of the coming morning generated plenty
of precum even without me touching anything. But touch
things I did and enjoyed a good morning wank partly to relive
the hard-on, something I do most mornings anyway, and partly to
calm me and hope I wouldn't get hard again in the sauna.
That over I showered and stood naked before a mirror to
inspect myself. I looked OK, true I am not the best hung guy in
the world but I'm bigger than average - about six inches uncut.
I flicked my cock about and pulled my ball-bag: they were fine.
I took a pair
of scissors and lightly trimmed my pubes. Another
inspection: I looked great. Another quick wank, bit sore taking
a second so quickly, and I was ready.
Deano had said he would be round at half past nine and at
nine twenty the door bell rang. Something I haven't told you is
that Deano is a fan
of motor bikes and he stood there that morning on my
doorstep with a spare crash helmet in his hand and was presuming
I would ride pillion with him down to the leisure centre. Now I
had summonsed nearly all the courage I had to agree to an hour
of total nudity in the sauna but riding on the back
of a motor bike with Deano driving ? - That would be
suicidal ! I gently declined the ride and we walked the mile and
a half to the leisure centre.
Deano had called the leisure centre to book us in and much
to my relief he explained that we would be the only two in there
that morning. "It's usually quiet on a Saturday
morning," he explained. "Guys either have hang-overs
from the previous night or those who are married are out with
the little wives doing the supermarket run." I didn't care
what they were doing providing there would be just the two
of us.
As we walked through the car park to the entrance my heart
was pounding like a war drum. I slipped a hand inside my trouser
pocket to feel that all was well, it was - no sign even
of a semi-hardon. Thank goodness. It felt like walking
the green mile as we moved from the reception desk to a door
which would lead to the sauna suite.
Inside there was a kind
of turnstile thingy into which we placed the round brass
tokens we had each received in reception and we were inside the
inner sanctum.
There was a small locker room with curtained cubicles.
Deano went into one but didn't pull the curtain behind him and
quickly began to undress. First his jacket, then his shirt to
reveal a tanned upper torso. I slowly fumbled with the buttons
down the front
of my own shirt. Deano then turned to fold his clothes
before kicking
off his shoes. Then with a swift movement both his
trousers and pants were down round his ankles. As he stepped out
I just had to admire his bum, tight and nice - mmmm.
"Come on you," Deano smiled as he turned round.
"Strip
off."
Shit - let's go for it ! I obliged and soon was standing
on that cold tiled floor as naked as the day I was born. Sure I
was a little embarrassed but I must tell you it felt OK, nah
more than that it felt kind
of good.
We put our clothes away in one
of the lockers then Deano led the way to the showers.
"Best to take a shower first then go inside while you are
still dripping wet," he explained. "Try to take it as
cold as you can. Don't worry if it shrivels your nuts up they'll
soon drop down again once you are inside."
The leisure centre provided towels for its customers and I
left mine casually on the floor as I stepped into the shower.
There were three small shower heads over a central drain system.
Deano stood in the centre
of one and ice cold water poured down on him. He drew
breath and shook his head about. Some
of the freezing water splashed onto my own body as I
gently twisted the tap to begin my own ablutions. I have to
confess I turned the lever more than slightly towards hot. A fog
of steam was produced to give evidence to my cowardice.
"You cheat," Deano shouted and grabbed my wet
slippery body in an attempt to drag it under the cold water. He
is stronger that I and he succeeded ! I fought back and enjoyed
grabbing at his body and feeling the naked flesh beneath my
fingers. We spilled on the wet flood and ended up with me on my
back and Deano on top
of me. I could feel the line
of his slippery naked body against my own and the limp
rod
of his cock against my thigh.
Game over we made our way into the actual sauna cabin and sat on
the benches. As the heat increased we began to chat.
"Enjoying it ?" Deano asked.
I nodded. Sure enough with my inhibitions safely overcome
it was good. Good to enjoy the sauna and good to be naked with
my friend. Deano is a little shorter than I but muscular and
well built in that way. He is blonde and had a fine gathering
of blonde pubes above an uncut cock
of similar size to my own.
"You look good,' Deano continued.
"Thanks," I replied just slightly embarrassed.
Did he know I had been studying him ? Had he been making his own
study
of me ? He must have. "So do you."
"Ah it is good to be free from the conventions
of clothing and to be just the way nature intended.'
Deano said pouring another ladle
of water on the red-hot coals. Steam hissed from the
brazier and the temperature increased further.
"To be honest I was a bit nervous about stripping
off," I confessed.
Deano gently shrugged his shoulders and smiled. "Believe me
Nigel you have nothing to be nervous about."
"You've been to the sauna many times before ?" It was
a comment even more than it was a rhetorical question.
"Sure have. Seen more dicks in here than you've had hot
dinners my friend."
I smiled. "Have you ?"
Again those were words which did not require an answer from my
friend but still he chose to give one. "Sure have. Big ones
and not so big ones. Fat ones and thin ones. Cut ones and uncut
ones."
"Anyone I know ?"
"Probably."
"Who ?"
I was kind
of interested.
"Let me think." He feigned an expression
of deep thought.
It was a good job I had wanked
off twice before meeting up with Deano as there was a
sure horny feeling starting to develop. I used all
of my willpower to control against an erection.
"Mick Jones, you know him don't you ?"
I nodded.
"He's very well hung. To be honest I wonder he don't
knacker himself when he walks the way his balls hang so
low."
"Get on."
"Honest. He's got about a seven inch dick but his balls
hang way down. He had a sauna with me last week, he's quite
amazing. Tell you what I'll fix it for him to join us next week
and you can see for yourself."
"That's be nice."
As an adolescent I was always a bit dick shy, my pubes
grew at an early age and bushed out ahead
of others in my class so when it came for showers after
PE I was a bit embarrassed. By the time others had caught me up
we all used to skive showers and move quickly to the next
lesson. That time with Deano in the sauna was the first time I
had been naked with another guy or seen another lad naked for
years. Although I had my reservations earlier they were now gone
and I had a strange desire to see as many guys as possible naked
and to have a good view
of their manhood.
"Terry's got a nice one. Cute bum as well."
I looked at Deano and wondered if he was bulshitting again,
after all he was an expert. Or perhaps he collected experiences
like this and would soon be telling other guys exactly what my
own dick looked like.
"You see I'm a bit
of a willy watcher," Deano laughed as he got up and
went out for a shower.
I remained in the sauna cabin alone with my thoughts for a
while. The door opened. "Hand me the water bucket and I'll
fill it from the shower," Deano said.
He filled it twice. The first fill he emptied by flinging
the contents
of ice cold water across the cabin from the doorway right
over me. Even in the heat it took my breath away. I burst out
of the cabin and into the shower area chasing after him.
"I tell you mate if you do that again you won't have
a willy to watch with 'cos I'll cut if
off."
"Oooooh !"
I suppose a natural progression for events would have been
to move from the conversational and into the practical. Perhaps
we could have wanked, it wouldn't have seemed out
of place and I'm sure either
of us would have agreed had the other suggested it but
neither
of us did. Instead we just continued chatting about the
size
of our own dicks and then Deano giving graphic detail
of those he had seen before.
No it wasn't bull shit as the new few weeks would tell.
Deano fixed up a range
of sauna visits with different guys, some were mutual
friends while others I met for the first time. On some
of the visits we were not the only ones in there as we
were on that first day and we were treated to the view
of total strangers.
Deano was right Mick Jones did have well hung balls, more like a
bloody stallion. I also had to agree with him that Terry had a
nice one and a definitely cute bum. I liked David's the first
time I saw it, not big by any measure but in perfect proportion.
Dave, Mick and Terry were all uncut while Roger, Simon and John
had all lost their foreskins at an early age.
As two confirmed willy watchers we
often discussed the attributes
of our friends and those we met in the sauna. "You
see," Deano said one day after a visit, "what they say
about black guys is true. Shit man didn't that guy have a
monster ?"
"He did. The biggest I have ever seen. I wonder how he
keeps all that lot inside his pants !"
As I have explored my own masculinity I have done loads
of fun things with loads
of different guys but strangely with myt mate Deano I
never went beyond willy watching in the sauna. As I am typing
this tale now I am smiling at just how many willies we actually
watched, there were loads
of them I promise. Deano moved away a while ago, got a
job with computers in America and we have lost contact with one
another. I have tried to find him on the net searching various
data sites but so far without any success. I honestly have no
idea where he is or exactly what he's up to these days but
of one thing I know and that is he is the number one
world willy watcher ! I wonder if he has watched yours !
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